Way to go, Russia!

Bolshoi Theatre, Moscow. Fig leaf attached to the genitals of the statue of Apollo.

The Bolshoi Theatre in Moscow has added a fig leaf to cover the genitals of the statue of Apollo by Petr Clodt.

What can you say? It will be fun to watch Russia go down the way America has been doing for the last decades. (Believe me, one must hit rock bottom before things will turn to the better. Learn from the Germans.) After all, it’s been a whole 10 years since US Attorney General John Ashcroft decided to clothe the statues outside the Department of Justice.

In other news on Russia, the parliament recently decided to outlaw “homosexual propaganda”. With the vote 388-1-1.

My reaction to those news was to immediately sell all my Russian bonds. True story. That’s my kind of activism.

Congratulations, Russia. Hope you’ll be invaded by Japan. (Actually, hope we’ll all be invaded by Japan some day, complete with gang rapes and mandatory Doraemon screenings, please.)

More photos at Rinrin.

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3 Responses

  1. rinrin says:

    Dear Editor! Thank you very much for telling this story about Russia to the rest of the world. Funny, yesterday I also sold all my Russian securities (before I read that you did the same!). And I willingly wish to surrender to the Japanese, too, and I am ready to join immediately any lists of those who surrender. Very truly yours, Rinrin

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